Guangzhou Safety

Subway safety is an important matter to think about and the subway system in Guangzhou, China is no different.  It’s pretty common to find the subway systems of the world plastering warning and rules signs all over the place telling you what is and what is not allowed.  The sign below from Guangzhou is pretty firm with its rules:

 

NO SMOKING

NO POISONOUS OR FLAMMABLE LIQUIDS.

NO PETS…

NO BALLOON…

…

???

Huh?  And it’s not just any balloons, it’s apparently Mickey Mouse balloons that are the real dangerous threat!  How is it possible that something as pure, happy, and exciting as a balloon can get such a bad reputation?   How did this happen?  I know from my own experience I’ve always had an issue with balloon animals but it’s not the balloons that were the issue but the clown mutating those poor balloons that frightened me.  Maybe this is Guangzhou’s reasoning: if you keep the balloons away then you keep the creepy clowns away.  Clowns are frightening; there is something unnatural about anyone forcing you to be happy.  Keep those freaky clowns off the subway, that’s what I say!  Well done Guangzhou!

God Books

What I love about traveling to other countries are those small little differences that you may not notice unless you pay close attention. A good example of this is concerning books about religion. Most hotel rooms I've stayed in only have one religion book: the Christian bible. Our first hotel room in Japan, on the other hand, had not only the New Testament bible but also The Teaching of Buddha.

So many bedtime reading choices!

After debating which one I should read I opted to read a science fiction novel. Sorry God, no offence, but I really like robots!

Little Boy Spooky

Aimee has been getting ultrasounds once every month and each of these never seem to produce a picture that actually looks like a baby.  Sure, you may see an arm here, a leg there, the top of the head, but collectively, never a whole complete image of our baby.  The ultrasound image below is no different; it's still bits and pieces of our baby but at least it's the most complete, and clear, image we've have of our baby's face so far. 

You can see his head, face and his hand/arm raising beside his cheek.  It's really hard to get a true sense of what he's actually going to look like with this image but it's still really awesome to see nonetheless.  I see he's inherited my fat baby cheeks.  If you think my cheeks at pronounced now you should have seen me as a baby. 

Ultrasounds are pretty spooky aren't they?  I've read enough science fiction to automatically think of images of babies floating in cloning tanks with I see this picture.  Ignoring my creepy imagination I guess you could say he really is floating in a cloning tank.  Instead of a tank there's a womb, and instead of being a copy of either Aimee and I he's a beautiful potpourri of both our DNA.

As the time gets closer (two more months!) I can't believe how excited I am about the whole thing.  I mean, obviously I'm excited but I'm so excited I want him out now!  Waiting two more months to see his little face seems like an eternity away.  I'm sure Aimee can add a slightly different viewpoint of the 'waiting time' since she's the one currently carrying the baby and not me.

His nursery is coming together nicely.  The crib is built as well as other secondary furniture.  The crib set came with a hat rack which still confuses me even now.  Do babies actually own enough hats and justify owning a hat rack?  I assume we can hang other clothing off of it if he ends up lacking in the hat department.  Maybe it can become a diaper rack?  I'm designing artwork for the room.  I figure with my graphic arts experience - something I've stopped developing sadly - I'm sure I can paint something a baby will appreciate.  He is, after all, my biggest fan/critic.  Once the nursery is 100% together Aimee and I will post pictures here on the blog.

Time is a ticking ... I'm totally psyched!

Where’s Johnnie?

The Walk In Kyoto, Talk In English tour been privately operated since 1996 by Mr. Hajime Hirooka, better known as Johnnie Hillwalker. He is considered one of the best tour guides in Japan, with 48 years of tour guide experience. His walk has been acclaimed worldwide as one of the most unique tours in the world. With all this positive publicity surrounding the Johnnie Hillwalker tour, Aimee and I thought taking one his tours would be the best way to start our holiday in Kyoto, Japan. Once we arrived at the meeting place we knew we were in the correct location when we saw a horde of non-Japanese people standing around looking confused. Johnnie showed up and the tour began:

If you’re thinking, ‘Wow, Johnnie looks pretty young for someone with 48 years of touring experience. What’s his secret?’ Well, the secret is simply this: this man isn’t Johnnie. We arrived on the day, the only day, that Johnnie decided to take a day off. Talk about bad timing. I mean, Johnnie has been doing this particular tour for 13 years and of all the days he decided to take off it happens to be the day, the only day, that Aimee and I are able to take the tour. Talk about the unfairness of life! After I got used to the idea of taking a Johnnie Hillwalker tour with a non-Johnnie I found the tour to be quite interesting and educational.

The tour visits:

Higashi-Honganji, the biggest Buddhist temple.

3 Shinto shrines, Ayako Tenman-gu, Ichihime shrine and Toyokuni shrine.

Shinto shrines are places of worship and the dwellings of the kami, the Shinto gods. Sacred objects of worship that represent the kami are stored in the innermost chamber of the shrine where they cannot be seen by anybody.

People visit shrines in order to pay respect to the kami or to pray for good fortune. New born babies are traditionally brought to a shrine a few days after birth, and many couples hold their wedding ceremonies there.

The purification trough is found near the entrance, the water of these fountains is used for purification (I assume you guessed that already given the name…). You are supposed to clean your hands and mouth before approaching the main hall.

Shrine visitors write their wishes on these wooden plates and then leave them at the shrine in the hope that their wishes come true. Most people wish for good health, success in business, passing entrance exams, love or wealth.

Different shrines offer ‘good fortune’ for different things in life. This particular shrine specialized in good luck charms for school kids who want to do well in their classes. If you spend 500 yen on one of these good luck charms you’re guaranteed to ace your final exams in school – well, at least that’s the theory. Aimee and I bought two good luck charms: one for the safe delivery of our baby, and another for the long and happy life for our baby. We don’t necessarily believe in good luck charms but it can’t hurt right?

Johnnie, the real Johnnie and not our replacement Johnnie, donated money to this shrine so he was given a lantern out front in his honor.

We also visited a former geisha area, Gojo rakuen which Replacement Johnnie told us, in a whisper, is now a prostitution area. REAL geisha’s still exist in Japan. Aimee and I saw a few but they’re incredibly difficult to take a picture of. Ever since that movie/book Memoirs of a Geisha Japan has had an increase of foreigners camping outside geisha houses trying to get a photograph. Because of this, all geisha now have bodyguards and personal chauffeurs who quickly pick them up and race them away before any pictures can be taken. There was even an article in the local newspaper pleading foreigners to leave the geisha alone. Man, it really makes me hate those damn tourists … but, of course, I became one those annoying tourists when I saw my first geisha. I pulled out my camera but she was super fast. She zipped passed me using her magical geisha powers and I missed out on getting a shot of her. Anyway, enough about geisha.

We visited graveyards in Renkoji and Chokodo Temples. Those long slender boards you see in the photos are, in a way, a guestbook signing of who visited the grave and when they came. Many of these boards were old suggesting no one has visited most of the graves recently. Monks visits the graveyards almost everyday but they don’t leave the boards.

The tour was good because it took us into areas normal guide books never tell you about. We went to four workshops in private homes and along back alleys where such things as Buddhist prayer beads, paper fans, tofu, paper lanterns, rope decorations, green tea containers, Japanese pastries and pottery are made.

We spent ten minutes watching these two make paper fans by hand.

It was a great tour and an awesome way to start off our Kyoto holiday. I often wonder though how different an actual Johnnie Hillwalker tour would have been. Replacement Johnnie was great but you’re always left wondering what you missed right? Below are some additional pictures I took during the tour:

The Golden Pavilion

The Temple of the Golden Pavilion, formally known as Rokuon-ji, is the most popular tourist attraction in Kyoto. The pavilion was originally built as a retirement villa for Shogun Ashikaga Yoshimitsu in the late 14th century, and converted into a temple by his son. However, the pavilion was burnt down in 1950, by a young monk who had become obsessed with it. 

Although all of the buildings on the temple’s site have been reconstructed, the garden remains as it was in former days and can be enjoyed as it was hundreds of years ago.

Rokuon-ji Temple was inscribed as World Cultural Heritage in 1994.

Ryoanji Temple

Ryoanji Temple in Kyoto, Japan is famous for its Zen garden, which is considered to be one of the most notable examples of the "dry-landscape" style.  Look  up Ryoanji Temple in any travel website or tour guide and you will find excited ravings about how amazing the Ryoanji Zen garden is.  So, I don’t know if I had my expectations too high but honestly, I was a little disappointed.  Let’s take a look: 

 

Walking up the steps of Kuri, the main building of the temple.  Our exciting Zen experience awaits!

See this picture?  Imagine 15 rocks artistically placed randomly in white gravel and you’ve pretty much summed up the Ryoanji Zen rock garden.  No trees, barely any grass, no trickling water, just rocks and gravel.  Sure, they’ve drawn some nice pretty circles in the white gravel but it’s pretty much just rocks and gravel.  Wow! And apparently this Zen garden has been wowing the masses since 1525! 

 

Speaking of the masses, people come from far and wide to see these rocks (we did after all).  They don’t just look at the rocks, they sit and contemplate the rocks for hours!  During our brief visit to the Zen garden (which we had to pay 500 yen to see by the way) I started looking at the faces of the people sitting and admiring the rocks.  I’ve never seen so many blank-faced-zoned-out people in my life.  It was like an alien spaceship came down to the Ryoanji temple, landed, sucked out the brains on the poor tourists and locals that were there, and left a few rocks as payment.  These people were seriously pondering the meaning of life, the universe, and everything while sitting with their Zen rock spirit guides.  I have nothing against this of course.  I think it’s awesome these people were finding the Zen garden to be filled with so much peace and tranquility.  I just found the whole thing rather surreal.  Surreal but pretty damn peaceful! 

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There’s a famous vegetarian restaurant on the temple grounds called the Ryoanji Seven Herb Tofu.  The “O” on the noren curtain above signifies affability and an earnest hope for peace and harmony in the world – one cube of tofu at a time (oh, in case you’re wondering, I added the last little bit)! 

  

The name, Ryoanji Seven Herb Tofu is not only the name of the restaurant but it’s pretty much a spot on description of the menu.  Seven Herb Tofu…that’s pretty much it.  The tofu is boiled in plain water and served to you with a dipping sauce made out of soy sauce and seven herbs (mystery herbs just like KFC).  Some people may find it too simple and too bland tasting but since I’m a fan of tofu I loved it.  It was a nice refreshing lunch.

Especially when I washed it down with great tasting hot sake!